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Originally posted by barely_legal
I've never heard this but all of a sudden it makes sense how my brother could fall off of the roof of a two story building and land on a concrete parking lot and have absolutely no injuries whatsoever aside from being unconscious for 24 hours and unable to move his limbs for a few hours after that. 48 hours after the fall, he was released from the hospital and walking around as if nothing had happened. I was thinking he might be Superman, but now I know that he was actually just drunker than a porn star in a reality tv dating show.
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I know a guy who did a face plant onto a marble floor in a hotel lobby in Chicago -- from about 30 feet up (he was walking on a banister as if it were a balance beam). He broke all his teeth (ALL of them), and had to have facial surgery, but other than that, broke no bones, no permanent damage.
Thank you, alcohol.
(it could also be he's alive b/c he passed out before he hit the floor)
