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Hot or Not, Minnesota Style
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Originally posted by dtb
I know a guy who did a face plant onto a marble floor in a hotel lobby in Chicago -- from about 30 feet up (he was walking on a banister as if it were a balance beam). He broke all his teeth (ALL of them), and had to have facial surgery, but other than that, broke no bones, no permanent damage.
Thank you, alcohol.
(it could also be he's alive b/c he passed out before he hit the floor)
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I know a guy who drunkenly went to the wrong parking garage and decided that he could leap from the third floor one parking garage to the other. He missed.
He's a paraplaegic now.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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