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Originally posted by dtb
I know a guy who did a face plant onto a marble floor in a hotel lobby in Chicago -- from about 30 feet up (he was walking on a banister as if it were a balance beam). He broke all his teeth (ALL of them), and had to have facial surgery, but other than that, broke no bones, no permanent damage.
Thank you, alcohol.
(it could also be he's alive b/c he passed out before he hit the floor)
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It's interesting to see that, even in our purportedly classless society, there are even distinctions between near-tragic-drunken stories.
