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		| greatwhitenorthchick As for world records, one of my favorite things to do (and one thing I am very good at) is doing nothing - that is - standing like a statue completely motionless for hours on end.  At one time I used to make money at it - stores in malls would pay me to stand in front of them in clothes from the store while people tried to get me to blink or move etc.  (Of course, when you have an audience, sometimes you have to move to please them or else they lose interest).
 
 It's really a great job if you enjoy daydreaming, or getting so motionless that you get into a sort of trance-like state.  I can fall asleep with my eyes open, so that came in handy.  I used to like to see how long I could go, so sometimes I would go for 8 hours standing completely still.  That gets difficult without a pee break so you do have to plan for it.
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 I love you to pieces, but you really are one odd bird.
not7y(ever amazed)S