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Originally posted by Connect_the_Dots
The current SO is similar to you, skin-wise. She gets a sunburn if she even thinks about going out in the sun. Try the Car-wash tan. She had success with it. It looks really good now, the first time, not so much. The key is to exfoliate before you do it, otherwise it will be streaky. Also, the mist only lasts a minute so you have to do the weird contortions/calisthenics that they recommend in the instructional/warm-up video to get it all over. If you don't tan, the tanning beds won't help. I can't testify as to the efficacy of the self-applied tan, but if you want to try it, I can rub it on you and take before/after shots for FB Breasticle III (the Lord of the Nipple Rings), or FB Breasticle Day III (the Two Towers, in 3-D). Since you are getting married, I promise to make any groping appear to be accidental, and keep my "oh-baby"s inside my head.
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Exfoliation advice. Jesus. I expected better. Except for the part about expecting better. Because that part was not true.
But if the real reason you are posting is to mention that you have a current SO, then congrats.
