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Originally posted by robustpuppy
A routine expedition during which he sealed his daughter's fate as future sex slave of the sleestaks.
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Please, how was Marshall to know that the greatest earthquake ever known was going to hit while they were rafting?
Sleestaks fascinate me. I recently found out that the sleestak with the vest, you known, the one who could talk, was named Enik. Much like Marshall, Will and Holly, Enik was from a different time. Enik always figured that he was from the future and that the mean, war-loving sleestaks who populated the Land of the Lost were an early evolutionary form of sleestak. Enik surmised that talking, vest-wearing sleestaks like himself evolved from these primitive sleestaks.
However, Enik was devastated to discover that he was not from the future, he was from the past. A glorious sleestak past. This meant of course that he did not evolve from the primitive sleestaks, rather, Enik’s glorious sleestak civilization de-volved into these horrible creatures. Truly devastating in a “Charleton Heston seeing the statue of liberty on the beach” sort of way.
