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Another installation
of Lessons Learned by RT So You Don't Have To.
If the underwire in your jog bra pops while you're beating the shit out of a punching bag, think seriously about speaking up in boot camp about not wanting to run stairs or else you'll end up with an inch long gash in your sterum. Yes, you may sound like a pussy, but dammit this hurts.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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