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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
[incredibly boring and far too detailed discussion of dress deleted]
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Silly boy, dress is simply a way for people like me to differentiate our crowd from the hordes of people like all of you. It's not that I know the "rules" -- please. The idea that there are "rules" that one must "know" is absurd. Only a striver would attempt to memorize such nonsense.
"But Snidely," you say. "How do you always wear the right thing?" Sigh. It's so easy. My man MacGillicuddy lays out my clothes for each function.
Anyhoo, ta-ta for now.
