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Originally posted by robustpuppy
The previous owner of my blackberry has all kinds of psalms and inspirational shit stored on it.

The secretary outside my office tears paper before throwing it out. That's noisy. Otherwise, she is a very quiet and generally pleasant woman. She had a chair that squeaked every time she moved, but she snagged a new chair from an unused station after I told her that she deserved a better chair than a beat up old squeaky one. Is that passive-agressive? Or just honey versus vinegar?

At my previous firm, one secretary-partner pair yelled across the hall at each other as if they were old married bickersons. This secretary painted her nails at her desk and wore clicky clack shoes and ate food with onions. The partner used speakerphone for every call, and he was hard of hearing so he had the volume on maximum, and he could never dial a call right the first time, and the firm required billing codes be entered for all calls, and he cursed a lot while mis-dialing, and he liked to look at female associates' assets. Good times.

My secretary looks nothing like Keeley Hazell.