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[taxwonk]

Jesus and Satan recently had an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer... They had been going at it for days, and God finally said, "I'll have a test that will run two hours and I will judge who does the better job." So down Satan and Jesus sat at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent faxes and e-mail. They sent out e-mail with attachments. They downloaded. They made cards. They did it all. But ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured and, of course, the electricity went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!" Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours. Satan observed this and became irate."Wait! He cheated. How did he do it?"God shrugged and said "Jesus saves."