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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Would you please give it a fucking rest? No one believes you except you, and even then I think you have your doubts.
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I kind of like it. Although there is no one who has or ever would say that to her, ever, in her entire life,* it is fun to imagine how she could have mistaken an unrelated statement for a compliment.
Banker: Is it hot in here, or is it just me?
ppnyc: Ohmigod! Are you suggesting I
make you hot or that I just
am hot?
Sbux patron: Excuse me.
ppnyc: Ohmigod, you perv! If you want some of these 38Es, you can just forget it!
Attorney: Copy this.
ppnyc: (Did you see that? He can't stop coming over here and giving me attention. Yesterday he asked me if I did something to my head. Although I had just walked into a door, I think he was talking about my hair.)
Guy at bar, looking at his wine: Nice legs.
ppnyc: Thank you!
TM
*Ever.
