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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I was actually thinking about my day, which went something like this.
8:20 Wake up. Stretch.
8:30 Wake up Brazenette. Watch her stretch.
9:00 Deliver Brazenette to school.
9:15 Arrive in gym parking lot. Realise iPod left at home. Depart gym parking lot posthaste.
9:20 Arrive at McMansion. Answer email from paramour.
9:22 Decide to take a nap.
11:43 Arise from nap when phone rings to confirm an appointment for Monday's facial and hot stone massage.
11:45 until current Chat with friends on the internets via Lawtalkers and IM. Arrange to UPS ACL ticket to beautiful girl who is meeting me in Texas.
God. I cannot tell you how much I miss practicing law.
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Hello retard. Yes, you. I would never ever ever want to stay home ever. Never ever. underline, bold, brackets. bleh. post that shit into space.
