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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Why is everyone always complaining about how someone else wants their cake and wants to eat it too? Of course I want to have my cake and eat it too. I like cake. I like eating it, and I want to have it also, in case I want to eat it in the future. Not only do I want to have my cake and eat it too. I want to simultaneously have my cake, eat my cake, shove my cake up the ass of my second worst enemy, and force feed the cake that was shoved up the ass of Flower Enemy #2 to Flower Enemy #1. And I also want that same cake to be floating in the air behind the next person who compains to me about my wanting to have my cake and eat it to so I can see the cake and have pleasant cake-related thoughts as I repeatedly stab that person in the eyes.

I'm not being greedy. I just like cake.

Too bad it's not your birthday.