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Originally posted by patentparanyc
AND AND that he subjected me to some strict standard stringent set of parameters like model like and all that and gorgeous hottie standards.
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I applied no such standard. You are not pretty at all. Period. You can jump up and down and pretend I lied or say I have impossibly high standards, but I was not judging you based on if I would sleep with you or date you. I simply looked at your face and could tell that you are neither pretty nor cute. I met you with the sole goal being to give everyone on this board an idea of what you look like.
The overwhelming majority of people on this earth would agree with me and I am quite certain everybody on this board would feel the same way. So, until you meet Sebby and he comes back and posts all about how cute you are (or until you convince SS to actually post about how pretty you are), shut the fuck up.
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
I implied I was a pretty girl that gets a lot of attention. I do.
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We know you did. You do every fucking day. The fact is, you are not pretty and the attention you get has absolutely no connection to your looks. If you think it does, you are completely delusional.
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Attys here buy me coffee, give me sbux cards, take me out to lunch. I get hit on on the train, in GC in sbux which was high comedy here everywhere.
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The attorneys are being nice to you because you work for them and they are probably nice people. Unless they are uglier than you or have some sort of fat, asian girl fetish, they are not hitting on you. Neither are the people you run into every day.
Whenever anyone says you are hot, they are telling you a white lie to avoid hurting your feelings. They do this because it is so very obvious to everyone around you that you need validation about (i) how you look (because you are well below average), (ii) your career choice (because paralegals ain't shit, no matter how much money you make -- I know, I used to be one) and (iii) your lifestyle (as evidenced by the fact that you can't have a conversation for more than 30 seconds without mentioning a brand name you want or are wearing).
You are a shallow, pathetic, empty, nothing of a person. Usually this perfect storm of emptiness occurs only in hot women. But you don't even have that. You are considerably overweight and unattractive. In fact, if you lost 40 pounds, you would still be unattractive.
Keep telling yourself that I lied about your looks. Because that's really all you have to hold onto. The truth hurts.
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