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[Spanky]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Meet Alejandro Cuitlahuac Gomez, a green, liberal, athiest, permanent resident alien from Mexico.

He's about to decide whether or not to go through the naturalization process and become a US citizen.

He's opened a poll to determine whether or not he should stay or go. The first to reach a million votes will determine his fate. It costs $10 to vote in the poll. The poll closes on election day 2008.

If STAY wins, all votes from GO, minus taxes, expenses and legal fees will be divided between:

AMERICAN CIVIL LIBERTIES UNION
PEOPLE FOR THE AMERICAN WAY
THE GREEN PARTY
AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL
DOCTORS WITHOUT BORDERS


If GO wins, all votes from STAY, minus bank processing fees, taxes, and legal fees will be divided between:


THE HERITAGE FOUNDATION
FOCUS ON THE FAMILY
REPUBLICAN PARTY
CHRISTIAN COALITION
700 CLUB


If a 'GO' vote should win, departure of Alejandro C. Gomez from the United States must be completed by July 31st or 90 days thereafter - whichever is longer - immediately following the 1 million votes.

He'll keep the ten million bucks that decided the contest.

Spanky will not participate, even if a gun is held to his head. :violin: :cheers: :hug: :band: