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Originally posted by pony_trekker
They might be a little young to appreciate it. But dad will appreciate the young wenches in bustiers.
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Trust the voice of experience.
"Daddy, where are the rides?"
"Daddy, why can't I have a real sword?"
"Daddy, why does that lady have chains on her boobs?"
"DaddyI'mhotDaddyI'mhungryDaddyI'mthirstyDaddyI'mnotgoingtopeeinthereit stinks!"
"When are we going home?"
"Two 4-ounce juice boxes, that'll be $9."
"Daddy, I'm thirsty again."
And then there's the second hour....
