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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I have an alarm clock with a voice-activated snooze. Back when I needed to set an alarm, I would just say "NO" or "FUCK YOU" if I needed another 63 minutes of sleep (which came in 9 minute increments).
I wonder if ncs is crying in her shrimp caesar salad yet? And if the 2L is wearing Ann Taylor?
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My alarm clock is a 15 year old Sony Dream Machine cube. It's been all over the country with me. It's been thrown across the room a few times. It's been slapped god knows how many times. Thing will not die.
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