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Originally posted by Anne Elk
Both grandmother's are dead. Thanks for asking.  I didn't get any jewelry from either one. I guess I was too much of a tom-boy when I was younger.
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What do you mean "get"? You didn't try to wait around till
after the will was read to grab a souvenier from dear old granny's jewelry box, did you? That was your first mistake.
Next time a dearly beloved one (with good jewelry) dies, just slip the jewelry off at the viewing. If you're crying hard enough, nobody will notice your fast little fingers.
