As I'm sure you all could have guessed, I am an extremely sucessful lawyer who works in a very rich suburban locale.
Also, I'm extremely buff, and run 5 or 6 days a week.
Here's the thing: I run from my office back into a residential neighborhood. At the furtherest point on my loop is a middle school. One thing about rich suburb is there are no fast food or gas stations....so
When I'm out and have to go twosies I have been going to the middle school office and asking permission to use the restroom. For over 6 years now they have let me use the staff restroom. I pay taxes you know.
Anyway, a half hour ago, the Principal told me that with the sick men killing girls in those two schools over the last few weeks THE POLICY HAS CHANGED. no access for Hank
I now believe we should profile and lock up anyone who seems to be looking at unerage girls. That way we'll all be able to defecate more freely.
