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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Do you get into arguments with your buddies about who the best cyclist is? If so, do these arguments happen before or after you suck each other off? During?
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Damn, you sure are one stone cold motherfucking baseball-loving cyclist-trashing motherfucker! Talk about bringing the motherfucking H-U-R-T!!! Yeah, I guess my cycling friends and I are kind of penis-sucking fag-pussies, because now that I think about it, we're never going off like, "Yo, Basso fucked that pussy ass motherfucker up in the Giro! You know what I'm saying? But I guess WADA shoved it right back up his ass, dumb ass pussy motherfucker! Awwwww shit, that was a sweet ass anti-doping beat down!" Instead, we're all like sneaking up behind each other and snapping the waist bands on each other's biking shorts and then running away giggling and shit.
