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[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Damn, you sure are one stone cold motherfucking baseball-loving cyclist-trashing motherfucker! Talk about bringing the motherfucking H-U-R-T!!! Yeah, I guess my cycling friends and I are kind of penis-sucking fag-pussies, because now that I think about it, we're never going off like, "Yo, Basso fucked that pussy ass motherfucker up in the Giro! You know what I'm saying? But I guess WADA shoved it right back up his ass, dumb ass pussy motherfucker! Awwwww shit, that was a sweet ass anti-doping beat down!" Instead, we're all like sneaking up behind each other and snapping the waist bands on each other's biking shorts and then running away giggling and shit.

I don't think biking shorts have waist bands.