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Originally posted by Spanky
So in essence you are saying that because I thought that parody of the homosexual lifestyle made it sound pretty fun, I must be a homosexual myself.
Yes Ty, you are right. I am actually a homosexual. You saw right through me. I was in denial. How could I possibly think that gay men are having fun unless I am actually gay myself. Thanks for getting me to accept reality and putting me in touch with my true inner self.
[I never took you for one of those moronic idiots that would label someone as being gay just because they said something complimentary about the homosexual lifestyle. In addition, I did not think you were one of those moronic idiots that actually thinks it’s funny (or derives some perverse pleasure) out of trying to get someone to admit they are Gay because you think the person in question would find it embarrassing or insulting. I guess I was wrong.]
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You'll want to read the following aloud to get the punch line.
I was having these weird dreams last week. One night, I dreamed that Spanky was a teepee. The next night, I dreamed he was a yurt. The next night, he was a teepee again. The fourth night, again a yurt. So I went to my psychiatrist, and I told him about these dreams, and I said, "Shrink, what's going on?" And he said, "Well, the problem is easy to see: Spanky is two tents."
