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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Well then, you and your friends in high school sound like assholes. No offence.
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True story, and potentially outable.......
As a youth in the burbs my posse engaged in lots of prankish behavior. One year, around Halloween time we were out egging houses, shitting in milk boxes etc etc et al. At one point we scatter when a homeowner comes out with a rifle and shoots it into the air (i.e skyward). We regroup a short while later at the appointed spot behind some trees off the side of the road in a wooded area. All of sudden a old tan Olds Delta 88 pulls up and slams on the brakes. Someone jumps out. We scatter into the woods, screaming. As I am running away I hear a crashing smashing sound (like Gallagher hitting a watermelon with one of those giant hammers) and all of sudden my crew's leader screams out in pain. We stop and turn around and see the Olds 88 peal out. Our comrade is on the ground writhing in pain. Turns out someone jumped out of the car and threw a whole pumpkin at us and hit him in the knee. Broken kneecap. Permanent limp. Never played ball again.
About three years later I am out in the driveway of another neighbourhood kid playin some hoops. This kid was a bit younger and had not been present at the above event. All of sudden a car drives by and then jams on its brakes and screeches to a halt. It backs up and out jumps an old man, late 60ish. He has a little kid in the passenger seat. The car.......old tan Olds Delta 88. He starts yelling at us saying "waht the heck are you kids doing?!!? Are you crazy??" My buddy's mother comes out and says, "what is going on?".
The old guy then claims that we threw a pumpkin at his car...........
Coincidence?
