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Originally posted by barely_legal
Sorry, no. I haven't plugged in an iron since I discovered Downey Wrinkle Release. Fucking amazing. That was last November.
Fuck me for perpetuating the ironing/duvet thread. But to make it more interesting (and topical, especially for me), if you are staying at someone's house for the weekend in their guestroom and you accidentally get semen stains on their white duvet (no duvet cover on the duvet dammit, just a white duvet on the bed), is it ok to just flip over the duvet before you leave or do you have to offer to have it dry-cleaned? how do you say "hey, do you want me to leave you some money to get your duvet dry-cleaned?" without revealing why it needs to be cleaned?
This is a serious question people.
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First of all, I'd kill you for this. Second, sneak the damn thing out to the drycleaners and send a card with the dry cleaning receipt inside and enough cash to pay for it. They won't notice the comforter is gone until after you've left and by then it's too late.
