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Originally posted by NotFromHere
First of all, I'd kill you for this. Second, sneak the damn thing out to the drycleaners and send a card with the dry cleaning receipt inside and enough cash to pay for it. They won't notice the comforter is gone until after you've left and by then it's too late.
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Ok, that's why I'm never staying with you. And that's the stupidest advice I've ever heard. Sneak out an entire duvet? Send a card with the receipt? What kind of a person wouldn't notice that their guest left and took the freaking duvet? Jesus Christ.
And if you were really worried about stains, would you put a duvet, without a cover, in a guest room? I honestly really like the person I stayed with and the stains were an accident, obviously. I would gladly buy her a new duvet, I just don't want to address the question of why the duvet is no longer pristine.
I got a good suggestion over im though. It was suggested that I accidentally spill hair gel or something on the comforter so then I have a legitimate and non cringe-inducing reason for offering to pay have the thing dry-cleaned. If only I'd thought of that at the time.
