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[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Do you also have the "home alternate" and "St. Patrick's Day green" jerseys of the Red Sox?

My copy of the Bible tells me:

• 9 These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat.
  
  10 And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:
  
  11 They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.
  
  12 Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.
  
  13 These shall ye wear in Fenway Park: the white uniforms that sayeth "Red Sox" across the front.
  
  14 And these shall ye wear in other parks: the grey uniforms that sayeth "Boston" across the front, and that beareth a sur-name on the shoulders.
  
  15 The red uniforms shall be an abomination unto you, and ye shall avert your eyes from them even if the bearer tithes to the Jimmy Fund.
  
  16 Of all the headwear that is colored not blue or red, that shall be an abomination unto you, especially that headwear colored green.

Leviticus 11:9-16