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Originally posted by barely_legal
Ok, that's why I'm never staying with you. And that's the stupidest advice I've ever heard. Sneak out an entire duvet? Send a card with the receipt? What kind of a person wouldn't notice that their guest left and took the freaking duvet? Jesus Christ.
I got a good suggestion over im though. It was suggested that I accidentally spill hair gel or something on the comforter so then I have a legitimate and non cringe-inducing reason for offering to pay have the thing dry-cleaned. If only I'd thought of that at the time.
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First, just kidding on the stealing and avoidance. Sheesh.
Second, agreed, anyone who doesn't put a cover on the damn thing in a guest room is crazy.
But yeah, the hair gel idea is perfect. Or makeup, even better. Then offer to buy a duvet cover (in case they don't know about them or something).