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When Threads Collide
Tragically, they have cancelled Roseanne's cooking show (although her reality show about making the cooking show has not yet been cancelled) because she claims she has to have a hysterectomy. But being a big fan of hers, and putting aside how my heart reaches out to her suffering from that psychological disorder (of which I forget the name) where people undergo needless surgery, I am hopeful that she will be able to get down under 200 pounds (of scar tissue) when the loss of her womb is combined with the prior loss of her stomach. While this may make Tom Arnold's jokes on "I Love the 70's" a little less funny to future generations because they won't get the references, Roseanne's health comes first. At least she was able to pass her wonderful genes on too five lovely children before the regretable need to excise her uterus.
Less (remember the Roseanne of "It's very, very important to me to do a show on raising children as normal people in kind of a crazy world, teaching children about responsibility," not the Roseanne of "Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?") inSF
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Boogers!
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