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Best costume I saw
this weekend belonged to my friend Heather. Her boyfriend got sick, and she ended up wearing half of his gorilla costume. She unzipped it down to her navel, and she wore the negligee and blonde wig that she was originally going to wear. She got to be the gorilla and the girl.
My friend Jim had a pretty good Max costume from Where the Wild Things Are.
My brother went as a congressional page.
My bright green gogo boots were quite the hit.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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