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Originally posted by patentparanyc
I am eating salmon with citrus salsa and sundried tomato risotto. I should have selected the brown rice or no rice at all.
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Rice is garbage. It's only useful for sushi, and even then, you only need half the amount they put under the fish. I order Chinese food without rice a lot and the guy behind the counter always gives me looks. It's got no fucking flavor. No fucking flavor at all. Why the fuck would I want a nutritionless bulking agent added to my food? It's like bread. Fuck bread. Bread has no goddamned flavor. There's nothing more annoying than that jackass who says "Oh, they have the best bread here." My suspicion is those people are closet contrarians trying to start arguments, just like their asshole ideological cousins who say stupid things like "oh, the crust is the best part" in regard to pizza. Bullshit. The crust is never the best part. That's like saying the fucking rind on a wheel of brie is the tastiest morsel, or the grisled fat in a steak is the best section of the cut. There's being contrarian and then there's just being an ass.
