Why do you hate America, Ty? Try reading some Not America Hating Propoganda one of these days, and you'll rediscover that we won.
Let's look at the evidence:
We burned Toronto. They burned Detroit. Advantage us (sorry, Hank, but I think most of us agree that we got the better of that deal).
We had the undefeated USS Constitution. Any Canadian naval victories? No.
We had *pirates* on our side. They had some Indians on their side, who they now have to call "First Nations Peoples," or something like that. Clear victory for us, yet again.
