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Originally posted by NotFromHere
That doesn't stop the honking. Have it towed. Problem solved.
The mayor in my city ran unopposed. I thought about running based on the fact that I'm way younger and photograph better plus my platform is
1) to synchronize the fucking lights on the 6 lane street through town so that you don't have to stop every fucking block.
2) make the state fix the fucking on/off ramps so that you don't have to cross lanes to get on the freeway at the exact same time as people are coming off the freeway. There's an interchange where there's an accident every day. Every day. Think of the $$ insurance companies would save. They'd have to give me money for my race. The collision companies would oppose me though.
I think I'd at least get a couple of votes. Even more if I add the Coltrane platform to my message.
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On 1: A sign near where I grew up proudly proclaims: Lights timed to require frequent stops.
On 2: Move to Germany--they know how to build highways.*
*And if you complain about CalTrain, move to Italy.
