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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Question for Sebby and future Sebby.
So I'm flipping around the channels last night and a movie pops up - Kinky Kong. I check it out - it looks like a man in a ridiculous monkey suit wearing a diaper sporting a huge throbbing monkey-hood bulge. So I flip to Leno and find out that the Fruitcake lady has passed. Watch montage. She really liked Tom Cruise.
Anyway, flip through again and Kinky Kong has a girl on girl scene. One woman had the biggest boobs I have ever seen and the other one has tit tats. I have never seen tit tats. They were like orange and blue flames that made her nipples look like the Heatmiser. Are tit tats common?
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No. The only evenly remotely relevant comment I could make is that I have considered this, and women don't like it. On mushrooms, in a time far removed from today, I told a girl I wanted to sleep with a silver woman with gold nipples and hair. The girl became terribly annoyed with me and went on some rambling feminist tirade. The substance got all jumbled up in my head with pieces of some old Dead boorleg playing from the speakers outside. When I addressed her agin, she was gone.
She's a lawyer out West now. Good people.
