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Originally posted by Seven of Nine
And although just about all of them have little roses on their ankles, on the small of their backs, or between their belly button and their hip, one in particular has a *giant* cat on her shoulder with the text "Naughty Kitty" scrawled above it.
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"Hello Kitty. You're so pretty, just like this here Flower.
Show your lovely smile, you're the poster of the hour.
Hiya Kitten. Lost your mitten? Are your fingers cold?
Let me warm them with my petals, if I may be bold.
What's up Cat? Put on your Hat, the one that's red and white.
Bring Thing 1, Thing 2 along, we'll raise some hell tonight.
Greetings Feline, make a bee line to the nearest Nordstrom.
Buy yourself some shoes sublime, I know you can afford some.
Hi there Pussy, let's . . . um . . . oops.
Never mind."
- Author unknown
