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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Are all of these "lawyers suck" comments coming from litigators?
I am lucky to be in a field where I never have to deal with opposing counsel. I think law firms suck, but don't feel that way about lawyers generally. That may be because professionally, I am a bit of a hermit. I come in, do or avoid my work, and leave. I don't network, gossip, do lunch, attend receptions, or any of that shit unless I expect it to be fun on some level, which it rarely is. (Summer associate-related drinking fests are the exception.)
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The majority of litigators are (1) Sebby's playground beatees, or (2) just complete douchebags (who think they are assholes, but who are not*). Or a combination of both.
*one must have a certain degree of cool to reach asshole status. When a dork acts like an asshole, he's not an asshole. He's a douchebag.
I remember no names and socialize with no one in hallways outside of court rooms. Fuck you. I don't want to talk about any case you have. I don't care how "crazy" it is. Shut the fuck up.