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Originally posted by robustpuppy
This sounds like a recurring nightmare that I have where I am in a calculus course that I did not know I had enrolled in and it is the day of the final and I am FUCKED, and after I take the final I have to write a 30-page paper for a Beowulf course in which I also did not know I was enrolled, and I am FUCKED, and I don't know how this happened because I have already graduated from law school, and am a lawyer in a big firm, and in fact, I promised the partner a draft of something three days ago and I have barely started it and I am FUCKED, and so how can I be back in college, and if I am going to dream about college, couldn't I dream about being FUCKED by Rugby Guy?
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I had a dream last night that there was a snake in my bed. The dream was so real that I leapt out of bed and whirled around, ready to see a snake all coiled up on my bed.
It took me a moment to realise that I was out of bed, looking for a snake, and that it had all been a dream.
So I took an Ambien and a quick gulp of bourbon and went back to bed.
