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Gangbangers in Dodge Stratuses
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Originally posted by purse junkie
If you pass an ordinance allowing people to sledgehammer those fucking cars to pieces if their bastard owners don't turn up to stop the alarm or stop honking the horn when we're all stuck helplessly in the exact same impenetrable traffic jam, I will vote for you for Beloved Ruler (or whatever life-term despots get to name themselves).
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No, you must sledgehammer the people, not the cars.
Sledgehammering the cars would be too noisy. Sledgehammering people would have no effect on my eardrums.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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