A giant nude sculpture - complete with a larger-than-life and hard-to-ignore wooden willy - is causing something of a stir in the ritzy village of Kloof at the top of Field's Hill - not to mention giving a whole new twist to the term "Woody Woodpecker".
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And while Kloof is likely not on the list of most expensive cties, what kind of loser believes that expensive city = some type of peronal attribute? That is like those fat fucks who, never having played a sport in their soon-to-be-heart-attack-shortened-lives, never shut the fuck up about their alma mater's football or basketball teams. I can dig Kloof.
