OK, I'm going to post this against my better judgment because I think putting stuff on dogs is stupid, but it is generic winter gift giving time, so here you go - stuff for dogs.
Prescription eyewear - yes prescription.
Jewelry. Ack.
Is that a papillon? Dammit those dogs are cute.
Freaking clothing and HATS. I do like this hat though and would probably buy it.
Buy crap here.