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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
It is 3:30 here in ABBAville and I am still really hungover. Help me. I have already tried to selftreat with caffiene, salty foods, chocolate, and buying new hooker boots. Aside from offering fellatio to unsuspecting flowers, what can I do?
How come we have not discussed The Biggest Fat finale last night? It was SO INSPIRATIONAL. Something like NINE people lost OVER 100 POUNDS, several lost close to 200 POUNDS and the winner lost 214 POUNDS. HO. LY. SHIT.
It got to the point where I thought in my head "loser" when it showed the people who "only" lost 40-50 pounds.
Anyway, The Biggest Fat inspired me to consume a LOT of alcohol and now I am reaping the rewards of my actions. Rehab Boy is very disappointed in me.
ETA: UPDATE!!!!! LOOKS LIKE HAPPY HOUR STARTS IN HALF AN HOUR!!!!! FLOWER MEET ME AT THE LOCAL!!!!!!
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No can do. The insidious banality of modern existence has crept into my late afternoon, postponing my happy hour plans until 5:30 or 6:00. Be sure to get out of there before the Hellidazzle Parade traps you. Or I guess you could just ride it out in the Kissing Room until the parade is over.
