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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I suppose it's better than a million stories about either how people are rushing to buy last-minute presents or mail last-minute presents. Or how stores are considering last-minute sales to turn a mediocre shopping season into profitability.
And, how is it that stores aren't profitable? Americans spend more money on useless shit, worse even than tomato and onion salads. Yet stores somehow can't turn a profit?
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All the time, our customers ask us, "How do you make money doing this?" The answer is simple: Volume. That's what we do.
We have been in this business a long time. With our experience, we're gonna have ideas for change combinations that probably haven't occurred to you. If you have a fifty-dollar bill, we can give you fifty singles. [ "We can give you fifty singles" ] We can give you forty-nine singles and ten dimes. We can give you twenty-five twos. Come talk to us. [ "We can give you twenty-five twos" ] We are not going to give you change that you don't want. If you come to us with a hundred-dollar bill, we're not going to give you two-thousand nickels.. [ "We're not going to give you two thousand nickels" ] - unless that meets your particular change needs. We will give you.. the change.. equal to.. the amount of money.. that you want change for!
