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Old 12-24-2006, 07:03 PM   #2395
taxwonk
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The Italians Whacked the Rabbi

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I certainly do not claim to speak for the Lord in al things. I do believe it safe to say, however, that drunkeness is not something he would equate with acceptable celebration of the birth of his Son.
I do not believe that Hashem, would have much of an opinion at all on how a jew would choose to pass the day prior to the deemed birth date of the talented, albeit exremely liberal, self-appointed rabbi of which you speak.

I do note, however, that the rabbi in question was known on occasion to make copious quantities of wine for his congregation to enjoy. I also believe that inebriation may have played a part in his subsequent arrest and unfortunate death at the hands of some over-zealous Italians.

In any event, I am afraid my typographical error is due not to a celebratory glass or two of wine or spiritous beverage, but rather to the effects of narcotic pain relievers presxribed in the wake of an extemporaneous drilling adventure in my femoral artery.

Will you be dining on fishes this evening, or do you swing strictly MOT?
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