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Old 12-24-2006, 08:32 PM   #2399
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The Italians Whacked the Rabbi

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Originally posted by taxwonk
I do not believe that Hashem, would have much of an opinion at all on how a jew would choose to pass the day prior to the deemed birth date of the talented, albeit exremely liberal, self-appointed rabbi of which you speak.

I do note, however, that the rabbi in question was known on occasion to make copious quantities of wine for his congregation to enjoy. I also believe that inebriation may have played a part in his subsequent arrest and unfortunate death at the hands of some over-zealous Italians.

In any event, I am afraid my typographical error is due not to a celebratory glass or two of wine or spiritous beverage, but rather to the effects of narcotic pain relievers presxribed in the wake of an extemporaneous drilling adventure in my femoral artery.

Will you be dining on fishes this evening, or do you swing strictly MOT?
I don't think there is any question that Jesus was Jewish (or at least half Jewish). So assuming Jesus is God (or part of God) which most Christians do, then most Christians think God is Jewish.

Is there any other historical fact that is as ironic, inane and perplexing as the fact that so much misery and abuse has been heaped upon the Jewish people (and we are talking pretty extreme abuse, like the Holocaust) by a people that think the only omnipotent, omniscient and omnipresent Supreme Being is a Jew?

And on that happy note,

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