12-28-2006, 11:46 AM
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Happy St. Stephen's Day!
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
If I ever get sent up the river, here's what I'm going do........ on the bus going there, I'm going to hold everything in, then when I'm released into general population, I'm going to find the meanest biggest guy. I'll walk right up to him, lift my right leg and blow the longest fart right at him.
Mother fuckers will give me space after that.
[list]Flatulence Allegedly Sparks Jail Brawl
NORTH PLATTE, Neb. —
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,239277,00.html
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When I non-consentually peed in the arresting officer's desk drawer he realized that sending me to the stir would only cause bigger problems for his bretheren in the prison police force. That was when they dropped the charges and let me go.....
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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