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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Small dick lawyers who think that they make their dicks look bigger by either 1) having their secretary do their outgoing voicemail message or 2) (the worst) doing their own voicemail message but referring to themselves in the third person. As in, Thurgreed doing a voicemail saying "You have reached the office of Thurgreed Marshall. Mr. Marshall is unable to take your call at the moment. Please leave a message and Mr. Marshall will promptly return your call."
If you want your dick to look bigger, do your own first person voicemail and shave your balls.
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I used to work for a partner that refused to make a telephone call. He would have his secretary make all calls and then have the caller hold for a minute or two before he'd pick up the phone. I'm pretty sure he read some management / power book in the 70s that told him that was the appropriate way to establish control over the conversation. The first time he did it to me, I hung up on him.
