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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
And the amount that they hang: one friend admits to his balls hanging VERY LOW (as his wife tells him). Also frequently discussed. "Oh, b/c your balls hang so low."
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Everyone thinks it is so fucking cool to have low hanging balls, like they are all bad ass motherfucking cool fucking hombres with their low hanging balls or whatever. But that is because everyone does not realize that low hanging balls are just that much more prone to being lopped off by errant lawnmower blades and children running with scissors. But not Penske. My main man Penske likes to follow up his ultra-marathons with a frigid ice-water bath. Ain't nothing lopping his little buddies off, short of a botched tracheotomy.
