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		| Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? I had a non-sexual dream about you last night.  It took place in Florida, where you ran a...you guessed it, bed and breakfast.  You were hot.  And a wonderful hostess.
 
 Well done, subconscious.  You see a hot girl in a dream, but instead of trying to sleep with her, you lodge at her b n' b b/c you wrongly think it would be funny to play tricks with the shortened version of her FB screen name.  My subconscious wit sucks.
 
 There was no vomitorium.
 
 My dreams are lame.
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 Apropos of this, one of my favorite lines from any TV show ever was from that Newhart show, where he ran a little bed and breakfast, and Peter Scolari from Bosom Buddies was on it, and his girlfriend was, I think, Julia Duffy.  And she said once "Another heart to break, another soul to devour.  What to wear?  What to wear?"
Does anyone know a firm that does background checks internationally?