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What A Piece Of Work Is Man
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Do you ever think to yourself, "Wow, Thurgreed, you could take the portion of your brain that you use to follow Rosie O'Donnell and devote it to something timeless, like mastering the Aenied or memorizing odd words for Scrabble, something more like to be of use when you're hanging out in the cafeteria at the old folks home in fifty years?"
FWIW, I frequently have this sort of thought, though not about Rosie O'Donnell, and I don't call myself Thurgreed.
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