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Sumo Wrestling
This morning I awoke covered in glitter and smelling like a stripper. Not really a bad thing, but even after an hour and a half long workout, a shower, and an application of non-stripper perfume I still am covered in glitter and I still smell like a stripper. Anway, this information has really no bearing on my post aside from providing some background on my mental state. Suffice it to say, I am still drunk.
Anyway, I took the bus downtown, as I always do. A woman sat next to me. I immediately thought "huh, I wonder if this is ppnyc? ppmpls?" A few minutes after ppmpls sat down she turned to me abruptly and said, "Does your father have a college degree?" I said, "My father? Yes. Why?" She said, "Some people have to lie about it."
I thought it was odd, but let it go. She continued to stare at me, and finally broke the silence with the following. "Did you know that female sumo wrestling is going to be big in the US? It is. It's because of all the fat people. All the fat women have to do something so they are going to be sumo wrestlers." Silence. Silence. "Look at all these fat people. That might be sexy in the country but here in the city, uh uh. I hate fat people." Silence. Silence. "Look at all these fat people."
It was quite odd, especially because this woman was perhaps a size 12? 14? Not morbidly obese, but certainly not an ideal weight. And the face? A 2.5. Personality, negative 2. Clearly she was off her meds.
I cannot wait to see her again.
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"Do the sex." --TM
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