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		| Originally posted by SlaveNoMore Well, here is the report:
 
 1) Did not attend AVN.  However, staying at THEhotel when all the porn starlets are running around the Mandalay is a hoot.  Rode in the elevator with a few.  Sat at table next to Dyanna Lauren at Sapphire, who laughed with us at Jenna Haze's attempts to pick up every stripper in the place.
 
 2) While waiting on cab line, behind a young producer and an AVN critic, we all laughed as Mary Carey stumbled her way to a limo.  Quote the producer - "Here comes the Governator.  Drunk.  Again. Shocker."
 
 3) Chef here you go - So, at the Prince show at the Rio (fucking outstanding, by the way), Britney and her posse make there way to a reserved banquet right behind us.  When I point this out to a friend of ours, she can't stop staring their way.  Well, Britney sees this chick staring at her, and decides they don't want the attention, and they bolt.  So yes, our friend chased Britney Spears from the show.
 
 Oh yeah, after the show, ran into Barely Legal and her posse on the cab line
 
 4) It was cold as a motherfucker. It actually snowed in Vegas.  Global warming my ass.
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 1) Why did you skip AVN?
2) Did you get a business card?
3) You're killing me.
4) OTOH, it was 68 degrees here two days ago.
5) AON, Mrs. Chef is supposed to attend a conference in Vegas this summer.  (I was a lot more excited about it when I thought that it was this spring.)  She's going to stay at the Wynn, where the event is being held.  I want to go with her and she reminded us that we have a kid now, and Vegas is not exactly toddler-friendly.  D'oh!  Anyone want to babysit for a few days this summer?